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Hummusexual

'Noun' pronounced 'hummus-sexual'.
A degrading description of that shit cunt mate that thinks hummus compliments every fucking food group, the simple fact they endorse it and are so queer about it that even gay people call them faggots..
" oi jeff ya fuckin ass clown, no cunt here wants to dip chips in ya shitcunt chickpea cum.. go get some french onion dip ya fuckin hummusexual!!"
by R Cavallaro March 13, 2020
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homasexual

He's so stupid he put homasexual on urban dictionary instead of homosexual
by swfernan May 1, 2010
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Chris refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out, buying hummus on his way home. I suspect that he's a hummusexual.
by amirfekr November 13, 2015
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Heemasexual

You're heemasexual
by Fraser Allonby April 26, 2004
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Hamulsexual

When you realize you love your fishing buddy Hamul so much and have your sexuality changed to only loving Hamul.
I love fishing and playing putt-putt with Hamul! I realized I was Hamulsexual.
by Vampire4U October 4, 2022
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hummusexual

A hummusexual is a person who spreads hummus on his willy and then gets sucked off.

Especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce
Shlomo declared his hummusexual nature by dipping his dong in the hummus and then going upstairs with Rebecca.

The moans and slurping sounds were awesome.
by scodder May 1, 2010
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hummusexual

A person who prefers eating hummus to having sex with members of either sex.
Mike refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out buying hummus on his way home. I think he must be a hummusexual.
by amirfekr November 13, 2015
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