The Hamburglar Game!

The "Hamburglar Game" The objective of the game is to find, and point at, the first girl wearing black and white horizontal stipes. This can be done upon entrance to a bar or nightclub. Simply point and yell "Hamburglar" The first person to do so wins! The prefix "Ham" can also be replaced with other describtive words and half-words such as...
"flooze-burglar, huge-burglar, iceburg-lar, cling-burglar, corpse-burglar.
This game, and it's informational helpful hints for friends, makes it a game you will love playing forever. You will truly be amazed how many Hamburglars are really out there!

This is one way you could win "The Hamburglar Game!"

"HAMBURGLAR!!!" Yesss I win again! Good thing I have the ring of power!!!

by The one ring December 13, 2010

Hamburglar Thighs

It's that thing you know when a woman shoves a ham between her thighs and tries to waddle out of walmart with it under her skirt.

Tanisha should bring the easter ham this year - she gained so much weight that she now has the best hamburglar thighs out of all of us!

by yeaummwhat December 24, 2010

hamburglar

Robble, robble,robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble.....robble! robble! Robble.....robble. Robble robble robble robble robble! Robbles robble robble? Robble robble robble. Robble

Hamburglar,"Robble robble robble robble?"

Oh Robble!

by Chris Sorto January 28, 2008

hamburglar helper

McDonald's food.

I could really go for some hamburglar helper right about now.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

hamburglary

The zen art of burglarizing hamburgers and other such things. Introduced by the grand master Hamburglar, perfected by the zen master himself Nithron.

"Did you see that guy pilfer all those leet warez?! That's pure hamburglary!"

by Nithronn February 18, 2009

Hamburglar

When you buy McDonald's, break into someone's house, eat it and leave your garbage behind.

Oh no! My house is a mess! The Hamburglar struck again!

by black as truck December 1, 2016

Jerry the Hamburglar

A large boned individual that has the ability to sniff out some triple smoked ham within a fridge from 100 meters away. Jerry can sneak like a church mouse and disappear in the blink of an eye. Jerry will deplete the fridge of triple smoked ham or for that manner, any smoked and cured meat in the blink of an eye.

Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.

Mom: Where did the ham go?

Kid: Maybe Jerry the Hamburglar took it again?

by Thehammatime August 16, 2021