Remember when the world quickly bought into Hamas's claim of 500 deaths within an hour due to an alleged rocket strike on a hospital—quite a contrast to the slow truth unfolding in the Florida building collapse aftermath. Turned out it was a Jihad rocket fired from the cemetery near the hospital that misfired and landed in the parking lot of the hospital killing 25. ( 20 times less )
You have to be a complete and utter moron to believe Hamas when they tell you how many people die in Gaza and how many Israeli solgiers ( 13000 according to them ) were killed.
You have to be a complete and utter moron to believe Hamas when they tell you how many people die in Gaza and how many Israeli solgiers ( 13000 according to them ) were killed.
Now when you speak to a complete and utter moron, someone who can be easily manipulated or fooled, someone whose last two brain cells are on strike, you can say to them: you have been 'Hamassed'
by anonymous February 9, 2024
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Get the Hamassed mug.When your wife has been raped, children burnt alive, aunt kidnapped, uncle murdered and the world accuses you of massacre.
"For a moment I thought I was being hamassed, my children had disappeared, my house burnt down and my wife had gone missing."
by Troilus January 16, 2024
Get the hamassed mug.Murdering, raping, torturing Jews while screaming "where is the evidence".
For example, on October 7, 2023, murderous hordes from Gaza invaded Israel and ethnically cleansed several Israeli communities. Hamas (Iran-funded terrorist organization) mutants raped, tortured, mutilated, burned alive, and beheaded Israeli civilians while capturing the events on camera. The videos were later shared on Telegram channels. Despite overwhelming evidence of mass rapes, murders, and torture, Israel-haters continued to ask, "Where is the evidence?"
For example, on October 7, 2023, murderous hordes from Gaza invaded Israel and ethnically cleansed several Israeli communities. Hamas (Iran-funded terrorist organization) mutants raped, tortured, mutilated, burned alive, and beheaded Israeli civilians while capturing the events on camera. The videos were later shared on Telegram channels. Despite overwhelming evidence of mass rapes, murders, and torture, Israel-haters continued to ask, "Where is the evidence?"
by jack89234 January 17, 2024
Get the Hamassed mug.The process of catching a roommate, sibling, or parent completely off guard (usually during the morning hours), and waiting outside their door to fart. This usually happens right as the recipient's door is cracked enough to see you, but still having enough space to have a corridor to escape.
Essentially, it's a form of tactical cropdusting; it's considered a weapon of mass flatulation by the United Nations. Can lead to human rights abuse charges if caught (or being subjected to a beating by roommates, or family members).
Essentially, it's a form of tactical cropdusting; it's considered a weapon of mass flatulation by the United Nations. Can lead to human rights abuse charges if caught (or being subjected to a beating by roommates, or family members).
Mom: "Good God, Timmy waited outside my door, and farted right as I could barely see him. It fucking smelled!"
Dad: "That's my boy, I taught him the art of how to Hamass."
Dad: "That's my boy, I taught him the art of how to Hamass."
by The-Magnificant-Mr-Shart October 14, 2023
Get the Hamass mug.I thought my next door neighbour was a friend when he asked for my help but he hamassed me by destroying the tractor I loaned him.
by anonymous December 28, 2023
Get the Hamassed mug.When a person tells you that a piece of your property, school or hospital must be used as weapons storage, terror training and tunnel access points turning you and your family into human shields.
You’ve been hamassed.
You’ve been hamassed.
Your hospital has been Hamassed, and we will now store terrorist arms in incubators, beds, etc and take over the hospital and use it for our Hamas HQ.
by SAFricaninst January 25, 2024
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