hamwitch

1. A sandwich composed of 2 or more varieties of ham.

2. A Threesome involving to very large men and a really white girl between them.

1. Bob: "I made a hamwitch and it had Black Forest, Sugur, Honey Baked and Virginia Ham."
Bill: "Why would you waste Virginia Ham in hamwitch?"

2. Bob: "I rented Hamwitches 9 from the Adult theater."
Bill: Upon seeing it vomit "why...?"

by Luke AKA "Blodnie" January 19, 2008

hangwitchu

A guy who says that he wants to "hangwitchu."

You want me to hangwitchu? What the hell does that mean? Use proper English and maybe I'll hangwitchu.

by Bagitbabe October 20, 2008

Hatewitch

Really old or messed up fast food sandwich

They kid at Mickey ds must have taken his minimum wage rage out on my sandwich because I can taste the hate in this sandwich dam I got a hatewitch

by shinja neko January 26, 2018

Halfwit

A word used to describe someone

Scott was such a halfwit

by Countrygoon69 April 14, 2019

Halfwit Poet

pro fortnite gamer, has multiple fortnite girlfriends, is married to Christopher 4life and has the best music taste known to man.

that guy has such a humongous johnson, I bet his name is halfwit poet

by Halfwitpoet October 10, 2021

HAGGWITCH

An old, salty, jaded woman (hag) who has the magical ability (witch) to not give a shit about anyone or anything.

Betty Sue sure is a HAGGWITCH when she's in public.

by The HAGGWITCH June 11, 2022

HAGGWITCH

An old, cranky, salty Woman (hag) who has the magical power (witch) to not give a rats ass about anything.

Mrs. Turnbuck is a HAGGWITCH.

by The HAGGWITCH June 12, 2022