hillbilly hayride

When you creepily whisper nonsense into a girl's ear when she is trapped on a seat in front of you.

Chris gave her a hillbilly hayride and she went crazier than a shithouse rat!

by Element_X December 16, 2015

hayrunnisa

It is the Turkish form of the Arabic name Khairunnisa, which means "goodness of women".

-Hey Hayrunnisa does your name contains one "n" or double "n"?
-....double periodt.

by nisnis November 19, 2021

Hafro

Common among aging black men who have begun balding but still try to sport the "natural".

Sherman Hemsley (George Jefferson) sports one mean hafro!

by Rin Rin September 16, 2005

Hazdeep Gotney Hayre

No he has no hayre.....ok might have a tinny bit

no Hazdeep has no hayre

by Navdeep Hayre February 25, 2005

Haferflocken Milch

Haferflocken Milch was a German politician, military leader and war criminal. He was one of the most powerful figures in the National Socialist German Workers' Party, which ruled Germany from 1933 to 1945

Following the end of the war, Herr Milch escaped to Argentina where he created a non-dairy, gluten-free, nut-free, vegan alternative to cow's milk that was to later find popularity in cafes across Berlin.

Susie's laugh was heard throughout the building as Stuart ordered the Haferflocken Milch and Goering burger.

by Sharkey & Bubbles March 17, 2023

Alabama Hayride

When you braid your facial hair into a dildo and proceed to use it during sexual intercourse.

Suzy is dating a guy that looks like he was in ZZ Top, I heard one night he offered to give her an Alabama hayride.

by H8breeder May 16, 2010

hayride

Multiple sexual acts which occur in a rural setting, esp. around or near hay, usually in a barn, always between young men in their late teens.

"Man, Noah is uptight. Hasn't Luke taken him for a hayride, yet?" or "Luke and Noah took a very long hayride yesterday; the barn floor is really sticky."

Other usage: "If Noah doesn't get to ride the hay soon, he will explode."

by Luke Snyder March 4, 2008