N. The feeling of disbelief, regret and disorientation experienced upon waking up the morning after a night of clumsy, awkward drunken gay sex. Often accompanied by a sore asshole and the sour taste of alcohol mixed with seminal fluid, which can also be found in a dried state somewhere on the body, most often the chest, abs or face. Other evidence one has a hangayver includes the presence of another guy's boxers and/or jeans, anal lube, more than one used, dirty condom, a towel for "clean up" or the presence of another boy in your bed or showering frantically in your bathroom.
1 -- Boy #1: "Sup bro how was the party last night?"
Boy #2: (long pause) "Dude I don't know. I keep remembering wrestling around with some bro." (another long confused pause). "Were you over here last night man because some dude left his pants out on the couch."
Boy #1: (eyes a pair of boxers and used condoms on his friend's bed) "No... bro what's with the condoms? Did you hook up with a guy??"
Boy #2: "Whatever man. I gotta shit I feel like there's a tree up my ass."
Boy #1: "Ok dude, whatever. Enjoy your hangayver."
Boy #2: (long pause) "Dude I don't know. I keep remembering wrestling around with some bro." (another long confused pause). "Were you over here last night man because some dude left his pants out on the couch."
Boy #1: (eyes a pair of boxers and used condoms on his friend's bed) "No... bro what's with the condoms? Did you hook up with a guy??"
Boy #2: "Whatever man. I gotta shit I feel like there's a tree up my ass."
Boy #1: "Ok dude, whatever. Enjoy your hangayver."
by ucfryan November 7, 2006
Get the hangayver mug.The smelly outcome of a drinking binge. After a night out, the next morning you wake up and releive yourself, while buckets of smell poor out your anus almost making you suffocate. If you do dare to breathe it gives a slight beer after taste.
Jay: after puking my brains out i was struck with hangarrhea. Last night was fun but this morning almost made me regret it.
Justin: Dude your bathroom must have smelled great. So you were basically taking turns with the hole in your mouth and the hole in your bum?
Jay: yea it was fun.
Justin: Dude your bathroom must have smelled great. So you were basically taking turns with the hole in your mouth and the hole in your bum?
Jay: yea it was fun.
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Mechanic: Fuckin, you fuckin gay cunt, you.
Other mechanic: *Joins in and says the most homophobic, sexist, racist and horny insult known to man*
That One Apprentice: Fuck, I love me some Hangar Talk.
Other mechanic: *Joins in and says the most homophobic, sexist, racist and horny insult known to man*
That One Apprentice: Fuck, I love me some Hangar Talk.
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Dude: Damn, got so trashed last night! Now I have a hangache! Where's the Tylenol!?
Friend: In the medicine cabinet, fool!
Friend: In the medicine cabinet, fool!
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