Paddocking

The WLW/lesbian variant of ''simping''.

''Did you talk to Lindsay today? She's been paddocking over Heather for the last three hours and it's driving me INSANE!''

by PennyForYourCox October 1, 2020

hallocking

The act of slipping one's pants down to the knees, and furiously shitting on the side of the highway.

Dude after Five Guys I saw Tanner hallocking on the side of the road.

by rangerlax February 22, 2015

haddockify

A more "fishy" way of working with regulations.

Tronald Dump claimed dat he was gonna "make America great again" by "codifying" our laws --- i.e., creating more uniform rules and policies --- but what he really ended up doing was HADDOCKIFYING said directives to da point where nobody can understand or be expected to comply with them!

by QuacksO November 23, 2020

Hancocking

Hancocking is a sexual activity which involves slowly introducing your dry finger into the anus of your partner. Once all five fingers are inserted, a clenched fist must be inserted soon after.

I was giving my aide a good "Hancocking" last night with the boys... just a shame Cummings wasnt here to join us

by Datboigonegoof June 25, 2021

Hancocking

The process of taking white characters, roles and stories and replacing them with people of different colors or ethnicity to satisfy the demands of woke culture regardless of how stupid or out of place it is

The word derives from the musical Hancock where the characters of Americas founding fathers are played by African Americans with rhythm, style, talent and excellent dance moves but has no foundation in actual fact

I saw a elf and a dwarf in the new Lord Of The Rings show, Rings Of Power, that weren't white as explicitly prescribed by Tolkien, as someone who's read all of the books I thought it was dumb and out of place . I knew right then the shows creators were Hancocking

by ZIM001 October 2, 2022

Handcocking

A sex action of stuffing ones fingers and hand into the mouth of a consenting partner.

He was handcocking my mouth because he didn’t believe me when I said I deep throat like a champ, i came instantly.

by Periosteum01 November 12, 2022

Hamhocking

The scratching of ones butt in a public setting, usually with a staggering lack of shame

"Bro stop Hamhocking people are going to look at you weird"

"That guy kinda ruined the vibe when he just decided to start hamhocking in front of us like that"

by WackyWordWarbler February 18, 2026