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my butthole hurts

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Hey retard, the fuck you doing looking up ''my butthole hurts,'' hey idiot guess what no one gives a fuck. Here another words for butthole for you retard:

a – arsehole – asshole – back door – back end – balloon knot – bang hole – brown eye – brown spider – brown star – bunghole – butt hole – chocolate starfish – cornhole – corn hole – freckle – Gary – growler – ham flower – Hershey Highway, the – matako – mussy – old dirt road, the – o-ring – poop chute – pooper – prison purse – puckered brown eye, the – puckered starfish – rusty bullet hole – shit box – shitter – starfish – turd cutter – two-hole
Max: Hey dude!
Tyler: Oh hey bro, I cant have gay sex with you today because my butthole hurts
by imhavingamentalbreakdown October 8, 2018
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my pee pee hurts

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When you cannot touch yourself because it’s against the lord
Mom! my pee pee hurts! Mom- we’ll god knows you were touching yourself and that is a sin 😡
by ur boi god February 24, 2018
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bone hurting juice

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The intentional misuse of a meme template for comedic purposes.

The phrase originally spawned from an edited Winnie the Pooh parody four-panel comic about Winnie eating Tigger's grandfather's ashes.
"Dude, look at this edit of the loss.jpg comic. They made it look like the girl wants to take a shit real bad. That's bone hurting juice content right here."
by QParrot February 11, 2022
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1. A person or thing that is in a incapacitated state, like extremely hungover, sick, or emotionally bummed.

2. A really unattractive person.
1. I drank tequila then smoked some reefer then barfed and passed out. I am one hurtin unit.

2. Observing a giant porkosaurus}, damn!, now that's one hurtin unit!
by Dave Sailor October 16, 2005
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hurtin' for a squirtin

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female in desperate need of an orgasm.
yo did you see the way she was dancing? Man that girl was hurtin' for a squirtin'
by mofongo48906 December 23, 2007
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hurtin

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A rural Pennsylvania term meaning something, someone or some situation that is lame, bogus, or otherwise unpleaseant to deal or cope with.
1) I took five final exams scheduled over just two days. Man, that's just hurtin!

2) As far a Presidents of the United States go, George W. Bush (aka Ass Bush) is just hurtin.

3) Dude! Your POS 1989 Ford Fiesta is hurtin!
by Tenacious Faulker September 19, 2009
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my left ear hurts

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A dreamnotfound moment has happened.

The phrase stemmed from a tiktok where a girl claimed that she has psychic abilities that allow her to feel when energy shifts because it makes her left ear hurt. She went on to say that her left ear started hurting when thinking of/watching dream and george. Thus, she concluded that something was suddenly going on between them.

This tiktok spread to twitter, where the term started being used by both dnfers and nondnfers whenever a “dreamnotfound moment” happened. This term has since spread to tiktok as well.
George: *sends dream a tiktok about wanting to rail him*

The Twitter Timeline: my left ear hurts
by Phiner Phandom March 9, 2021
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