1. N. A sharp edge or corner, any hard or rough place that could cause a minor injury if touched or bumped.
2. Adj. having the appearance or feeling of pain, soreness, bleeding or bruising caused by bumping or touching something, associated with minor first aid.
2. Adj. having the appearance or feeling of pain, soreness, bleeding or bruising caused by bumping or touching something, associated with minor first aid.
by Leajmom February 3, 2010
Get the hurtifulmug. The elegant act of using sandpaper to wipe your ass, then proceeding to wrap the shit-covered sandpaper around your dick and using it as a condom.
"I gave her a right-old dirty-hurty last night"
by wellington_the_skellington May 31, 2016
Get the Dirty-Hurtymug. a noun used to describe someone who's having a hard time or who is giving someone else a hard time by inconveniencing them/trying to get them to do something they dont want to.
you know i dont have enough money, why you gotta be a hurtis.
hey, can you pick me up from school? i'm hurtis and can't find a ride.
i dont wanna buy from him, he got them hurtis prices.
hey, can you pick me up from school? i'm hurtis and can't find a ride.
i dont wanna buy from him, he got them hurtis prices.
by tone-perk October 7, 2009
Get the hurtismug. by lifta December 9, 2022
Get the Leg Hurtymug. by Anico November 23, 2007
Get the Hurtis Mantismug. Hurty word/s;
of British origin and related to 'offence archaeology'; social media words/phrases picked by entities and held up to the general public with great fanfare, an act which then backfires due to wide public opposition/pushback/indifference. Effectively, such 'hurty words' are not deemed important in the greater public sphere and are seen as a generally time-wasting, childish distraction.
When a pursuing (often state) entity appears to actively seek out and prioritise wording trivialities within the language of social media, while ignoring or failing the much more important or pressing issues in society, effectively seeming to 'sweat the small stuff.'
"Plod looking for hurty words on X instead of catching 6 gazillion mobile phone thieves on e-scooters on the streets."
"They're boycotting So-and-so because So-and-so's grandma said a hurty word fifty years ago."
of British origin and related to 'offence archaeology'; social media words/phrases picked by entities and held up to the general public with great fanfare, an act which then backfires due to wide public opposition/pushback/indifference. Effectively, such 'hurty words' are not deemed important in the greater public sphere and are seen as a generally time-wasting, childish distraction.
When a pursuing (often state) entity appears to actively seek out and prioritise wording trivialities within the language of social media, while ignoring or failing the much more important or pressing issues in society, effectively seeming to 'sweat the small stuff.'
"Plod looking for hurty words on X instead of catching 6 gazillion mobile phone thieves on e-scooters on the streets."
"They're boycotting So-and-so because So-and-so's grandma said a hurty word fifty years ago."
by Haphazard Squirrel August 24, 2025
Get the Hurty word/smug. by Monkey.Monkey.Monkey September 7, 2017
Get the Hurty Legsmug.