someone with multiple personalities, is usually hopped up on steroids, and has exceptionally small hands. s.h.p. is an acronym for small handed pussy.
by jewbear2 September 27, 2009
Get the s.h.p. mug.Full Name: Norville "Shaggy Shoppa" Rogers Hp:5
A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.
5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)
If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.
If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family. If you also get around that point, he gets really angry, and his cousin Retro shaggy gives you -6 Pixels. And, Shaggy Shoppa will hurt you with his ninja stars. Yep. You read that right.
A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.
5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)
If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.
If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family. If you also get around that point, he gets really angry, and his cousin Retro shaggy gives you -6 Pixels. And, Shaggy Shoppa will hurt you with his ninja stars. Yep. You read that right.
by Shaggy Shoppa September 14, 2022
Get the Shaggy Rogers Hp:5 mug.Norville "Shaggy Shoppa" Rogers Hp:5
A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.
5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)
If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.
If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family.
A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.
5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)
If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.
If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family.
by Shaggy Shoppa September 19, 2022
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Get the hpshawty mug.noun; WLAN that shows up nearly everywhere, with an excellent signal...yet doesn't have any internet connectivity. Claimed to be by some part of Hewlett Packard's plan for world domination. Beleived to be an innofensive peer-to-peer wireless network for HP printers by others.
A: "Hey look! My laptop detected a new wireless network called hpsetup....Excellent..."
B: "Good luck with that, foo "
B: "Good luck with that, foo "
by Laura Maray January 25, 2006
Get the hpsetup mug.Humps per second(HPS) is a universal measurement that measures ones humps per second. The average HPS in North America is 4.2-5.1 HPS. It is illegal to cross international borders with an HPS over 6.8.
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