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Hows your lawn Mower

Term when asked means figuratively that your a badass.
Cutler: "Hows your lawn Mower?"
The Hodge: "They can't stop us!"
by The Hodge February 8, 2006
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hows she cutting

by David Magee November 12, 2006
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Hows my hair

How's hair is a cover up for when something next to you is really bad or awkward. You cant say it out loud to our friend so you just ask them"How's my hair?" and they get the message. Hows my hair can be abbreviated to Hows the hair, hows hair, and even the occasional "hh". You can answer the question if you understand what theyre saying but yelling "Needs a little mousse"
Hannah: So yesterday, I tried to tickle myself in bed at a sleepover and it felt so weird.
Caroline : Oh....Hows my hair?
Jackie : MMMM Needs a little mousse.
*Walks away before catching disease*
by CaTheMousseiest September 8, 2013
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Hows u

Hows u
Hows u is short for; “How are you?” -Or- “How are you doing?”
But it also depends in which sentence you use it.
Like for instance if u say; “hows ur studies doing?” Then it would mean; “How are ur studies doing?
So let’s say its more like when u put “u” or “ur” that changes the meaning of the word a bit.
-Hows u?
-I am doing fine ty and u?
-I am ok!
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-Hows ur gf/bf doing?
-He/She is doing just fine, ty and u?
-I’m doing ok.
by Sdw1star December 14, 2008
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Hows the prostate

A formal way of asking for butt sex or just a simple question.
1 Gay guy :Hows the prostate?
2 Gay guy :its doing well .
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hows the weather down there

A dick thing you say to a short person to piss them off.
Person 1 "Hows the weather down there?"

Person 2 "Fuck you."
by anonymousfriedchicken March 27, 2017
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Hows u

Hows u is short for; “How are you?” -Or- “How are you doing?”
But it also depends in which sentence you use it.
Like for instance if u say; “hows ur studies doing?” Then it would mean; “How are ur studies doing?
So let’s say its more like when u put “u” or “ur” that changes the meaning of the word a bit.
-Hows u?
-I am doing fine ty and u?
-I am ok!
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-Hows ur gf/bf doing?
-He/She is doing just fine, ty and u?
-I’m doing ok.
by Sdw1star December 13, 2008
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