Howie Hawkins

An American environmental activist and green party's presidential nominee in the 2020 presidential election.

A: I hate both Democrats and Republicans, who should I vote for?
B: Vote for Howie Hawkins!

by restinpiece August 28, 2020

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holidelay

When a business decision or project is delayed due to the chaos of days off, vacations and general apathy towards the end of December.

Worker 1: You know how we were hoping to make the purchase by December 15th. We missed that so it won't happen until January.

Worker 2: Another holidelay. Now the project won't get finished until spring.

by xtremerange December 20, 2012

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Holiday Cum Parrot

To achieve the holiday cum parrot a lad masterbates and masterfully shoots his load onto his shoulder. He then must show all his mates his cum parrot while talking like a pirate.

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh Me hearties! Cum meet Polly...me holiday cum parrot

by Wolfpacknz September 19, 2019

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Barbeque Holiday

A term given to the most venerated and cherished warm weather holidays, particularly in the United States. Among these are Memorial Day, Fathers Day, The 4th of July, and Labor Day. Collectively, they outrank even the most beloved of religious holidays, and as such are treasured equally among genuine barbeque enthusiasts, novices, and those who would just rather order in and be done with it.

Wayne: I got us backstage passes to see Van Halen at Monsters of Rock over Memorial Day weekend!!! Schwing!

Garth: You idiot!!! That's a barbeque holiday!!!

Wayne: Kill me...

by Fizzy Bubblech July 2, 2017

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