Hoopty 

Piece of crap car. It could be a car that some turd spends more money on adding decals, rims, undercarriage lighting, speaker box, etc. noise makers than the car is even worth. Rust bucket.

hooptyrollin

Why you rollin that hoopty? Get yourself a nice ride.

Hoopty by Rollinhoopty June 13, 2014

HOOPTY 

Used to decsribe any item that is in poor condition, of poor quality, or outdated.

"My dad bought the most hoopty TV you can get"

HOOPTY by Disco Stu February 6, 2005

hoopty 

N. A vehicle that the value of the sound system and 'dubs' far exceeds the value of the POS in question...
Commonly driven by niggaz/niggers/wiggaz/wiggers and/or chiggaz/chiggers

'That nigga be done hit mah cah and done rode way wit my ho, nah sh' gon' be hi baby mama. All he be had had was a 1964 Impala,'dunk-ride' wit 26 inch 'dubs'... dat shit was a fuckin' nice-ass hoopty...

hoopty by DamnedYank January 20, 2007

hoopty 

a hoopty is a car with very big speakers -ALWAYS metal flake paint (lime green usually). 4 dr. '95 Lincoln is a classic example. sometimes Lowered, may bounce, 19 or 20" rims. Back window has large letters tht are difficult to read as they are in old english -all caps.

"My posse dissen me cause my hoopty be dragging. Know what I'm saying"

hoopty by Boba June 21, 2004

Hoopty 

A person or object that is super cheesy, simple and ridiculous in ghetto terms.

A grown man who records the Lifetime channel on his DVR is without a doubt Hoopty.

Hoopty by websterrocks August 2, 2012

hoopty 

when describing a person, hoopty means the coolest cats in the whole city

Yo dawg, look at those hooptys, they r so cool yo.

hoopty by brick house May 14, 2006

hoopty 

when you fucked up and you act crazy and loose control.

Well, everyone told me I was acting pretty hoopty last night. but thats how I always act.

hoopty by ayydean October 20, 2008