hoedemic

Hoe•dem•ic

Noun

1. A widespread occurrence of hoes in a community at a particular.

2. An infestation of hoes.

"My girlfriend is so bothered by the hoedemic in our apartment building, She won't even let me go to the laundry room by myself!"

by I am The Doctor! July 24, 2017

Hoedown

When there are 2 or more hoes fighting each other

Ah man there’s going to be a hoedown after school, everybody’s going to be there and the main fighters are lakisha, towya, Ashley and Karen you can’t miss it

by I'm.dah.kid August 7, 2020

Preteen Hoedown

An awkward event. It's like going to a preteen party. People are standing around bc they don't know what a real hoedown is.

Mom: "Hey son, how was the party?
Son: "It was a preteen hoedown. That's the last middle school dance I'm chaperoning for the PTA. I've never felt so much awkwardness in my life."
Younger son: "You mean...that's not how all hoedowns go?"

by BetterThanDjibouti May 16, 2011

Hoedem

The female version of a mandem, also used for teachers. Hoedem combines the words Hoe and 'Them'.

*group of teachers appears* The Hoedem is Coming! says James
*group of girls appears* Look at that hoedem says Tom

by Fuse101 January 22, 2007

Hoedown Throwdown

Miley Cyrus experimenting with her boyfriend.

Tonight Miley Cyrus is gonna get her hoedown throwdown with her boyfriend.

by Aspintacular April 10, 2009

hoedom

The act of hoeing; The act of getting someones slut on.

I hereby renew my hoedom.

by Sir Hoefullness February 24, 2009

Hoedown

a gathering of hillbillies (who live in hills completely cut off from civilization) where they dance around a bonfire singing.

"Hey bob lets go to a hoedown."

by bkhockey April 5, 2009