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A person who takes things to seriously and is unable to form opinions outside of socially excepted norms. A Hess also has a very hard time having fun or being spontaneous and frowns upon those that are fun and spontaneous.
Example 1
Person 1:Can you guys stop dancing and playing music? It’s 2:30 in the afternoon!
Person 2:Wow, you are such a Hess! Do you even know what fun is?
Example 2
Our governor is such a Hess, he is keeping us on lockdown for another two months even though there have been no new cases in weeks!
Person 1:Can you guys stop dancing and playing music? It’s 2:30 in the afternoon!
Person 2:Wow, you are such a Hess! Do you even know what fun is?
Example 2
Our governor is such a Hess, he is keeping us on lockdown for another two months even though there have been no new cases in weeks!
Hess
Hess by 1llReadAnything September 6, 2025
hess cup
A 64 ounce soda fountain cup available at Hess Express gas stations. When filled with the "Tremor" energy drink available at the fountain it makes a good vehicle for vodka consumption. When empty the hess cup makes an ideal resevoir for a waterfall bong made from a SoBe bottle.
hess cup by BrickMaster&25Niggaz+36mafia-f00 December 7, 2006
Hess Trucks
Buying your son a Hess truck is the Retardation equivalent of giving him ten bionics, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess Related mental retardation.
If someone says: "Give Me back my HESS TRUCK MOM IM PICKLE REEEE." then contact us immediately to get help.
If someone says: "Give Me back my HESS TRUCK MOM IM PICKLE REEEE." then contact us immediately to get help.
Hess Trucks by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018