louise herring

A Tulisa Contastavlos superfan who ranks Budgens and Costa amongst her favourite places in the world

Person 1: "Do you know where Louise Herring is?"
Person 2: "Yeah she's just in Budgens listening to Tulisa's new album"

by weezyh96 October 16, 2013

heringa

Somone who is a total badass

Look at him smoking a cigar and drinking cognac, what a heringa.

by Yoloyolo October 6, 2013

Colorado Herringbone

The act of getting slopped up while enjoying a piping cup of hot chocolate.

Ayo Cathy, would you like to give me sum Colorado Herringbone tonight?

Bro... Last night Jennifer gave me that Colorado Herringbone. I'ma wife her forreal.

by The Young Cranium December 7, 2021

herming

Basically when you stay at home all day, you don't leave the house, don't even open the curtains, and you just procrastinate on the internet snuggled up in blankets eating a shit tonne of junk food.

Friend: You been up to much today?
You: Nope, I've been herming all day.

by Disneyfan January 17, 2014

Herding cats

Any difficult activity of uncertain outcome involving numerous and often competing factions that is of dubious value.

The latest project that I'm manging at work involves so many different groups that it's just like herding cats.

by eMeS December 22, 2005

red herring

In novels, usually mystery novels, a "red herring" is an extraneous character meant to divert the reader's attention from the true killer/robber/etc. It is usually a logical choice for the culprit, but ends up being nothing.

I thought Hampton was the killer, but he was a total red herring. It was Muldoon.

by Clinto September 22, 2005

red herring argument

Fallacy of the red herring: Ignoring a criticism of an argument by changing attention to another subject.

Sure I ran the car into a tree, but you forgot my brithday.

by robbot July 13, 2005