Herp

When someone gives you herpes by raping you

Help! He's herping me!

by Seamus Harte November 3, 2017

Herp

When something very bad happens, or when something happens that pisses you off. Origin: Texas
Derived from the word "Herpies"

Person1: "Dude I went to go get the kill
and he was out."

Person2:..."Herp"

by Praetorian March 30, 2004

herp

A person who smokes, snorts, injects or eats meth. A tweaker of elevated rank... like the kind that sells to kids or frequently pulls out their wang in public.

Did you see Trish's new boyfriend? He's a total herp.

by Aerophilia May 19, 2011

herp

1. something people say before or after derp, sometimes as a substitute for derp (see derp).

2. may become the prefix of derp to make herpderp or herpaderp.

Herp "Herp derp!"
Derp "Herp derp?"
Herp "herp derp derp herpaderp"
Derp "Derp."
Herp "Herp."
Any Human Bieng "I completely understand this"

by Vortex1212 December 18, 2016

herp

to get really really drunk

Person 1: "hey dude lets get sick herp tonight"

Person 2: "dude you down to get herp tonight?"

by jackierapture October 21, 2008

herp

to say hi and burp at the same time.

jenny just herped!

by pocnow January 19, 2017

Herp

1. A combination of a burp followed by a hiccup.
2. A quick intake of air caused by a hiccup which results in a high/low pitch screech and a burp following after

Friend 1-*herps*
Friend 2-What the actual fuck was that?
Friend 1-it was a herp

by xoulus April 20, 2016