Heap

A whole mess of a man.

Molly: “how was your date with Jack?”
Sally: “terrible, he turned out to be an absolute heap.”

by Lezpuccino September 5, 2021

heap of zing

whole heap of zing - a lot of energy

Red Red Wine You Give Me Whole Heap of Zing
Whole heap of zing mek me do me own thing

by vanima-arwen March 15, 2009

Heap big

Mildly racist way to say "really big". Supposedly what Native Americans used to say.

That is heap big buffalo.
Dude, that chick has a heap big bootay!

by Bobby Tables June 4, 2010

Heap-Hands

when you're inhebriated and hold your hands in front of you, so it looks their resting on a heap of something.

'look at that twat with the heap-hands!'

by PicklesLSE February 13, 2009

Heap O Clay

A horny little divil mad for a shkelp of pints. Usually shite at pool.

Hey that guy just lost a game of pool! Such a Heap O Clay!

by The Belmont Tomcat July 10, 2018

heap snatch

the bulge in the pubic region some women get from wearing high waisted jeans or pants; common in the 60s and 70s.

“Dude! Check out the heap snatch on that broad!”

by K~Daddy January 8, 2024

Heap-Ass

Heap-Ass is often used as an insult or to describe a large amount of stuff. It should be used when describing someone who is an "asshole"or someone who is "full of shit".

"That guy stole our beer!!?! what a Heap-Ass"

"Hey man, don't be such a Heap-Ass"

by TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3 September 26, 2025