Headphone Zombie

When someone is wearing headphones and is completely unresponsive to the outside world. Headphone zombies often travel in packs, but rarely communicate or associate with one another. It is not yet determined whether they feed on brains or popular music, or both.

I drove through the University and nearly hit a pack of J-walking headphone zombies

by King_of_Tots November 3, 2015

headphone special

A sexual act in which the male partner ejaculates into both ears of the female, and then makes her put headphones on to listen to Nickelback.

That girl liked Chad Kroeger so much I gave her the headphone special.

by snoopdoggg August 26, 2007

headphone fart

unintentionally farting too loud while in a open space with co-workers without hearing it yourself since you are wearing headphones

Dude: "ah today i let go a headphone fart at work..."
Dude 2: "ouch"
Dude: "well at least i didn't hear it!"

by masterblaster82 September 11, 2011

headphone check

When you listen to a song you like in public but would be embarassed or emasculated if someone knew you where listening to it, so you pull your head phones down and check to make sure they aren't loud enough for other people to hear your music. Usaully if too loud you lower the volume or switch songs to avoid getting called gay if some one where to hear.

guy1 " dude did you see that guy during study hall he pulled a headphone check"

Guy2 " yeah I was sitting next while he was listening to Britney spears he pulled a headphone check to confirm his fear that I could her what he was listening to.

by XfactorPoker-G4-Law and Order May 18, 2009

Headphone Jack

Something to plug your headphones into and what (possibly) phones today do not have

Bring the headphone Jack back1!1!!11!1!!1!11

by RiceEnjoyer731 October 14, 2022

Headphone Thrower

When listening to a song on your headphones, you are so overwhelmed with the power and awesomeness of the music that you spike your headphones like a football when the song is over.

Elvis' performance of "American Trilogy" is a headphone thrower.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet January 22, 2006

Headphone Jock

Someone Who Wears There Headphones All Day An Ignores Everyone Else.

Talkin 2 Your Friends While Rockin Yo Headphones Bumpin Music Makin You A Headphone Jock.

by Crusifie August 1, 2010