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to do sumthing unthinkably messed up like stay up all nite fiddling wit a hobbits gooch while stroking ur cremange stik.
Yo i was up all nite with this hairy crab called jane last nite it was totally f****n header man.
Header by Nakkie November 22, 2004
When you use attractive lines and act like you relate to them only to use them for money or sex
Man I pulled such a header on Jessica she doesn’t even know
Header by Cock handle November 19, 2020
An individual who acts idiotic about the place
Header by W-D0G September 25, 2021
To lick and eat someone’s pussy out until the pussy unloads ending in an orgasm

To eat some girls pussy out

Eating out a pussy
Johnny ate my pussy out so good last night that i made him my header!
Erica hook me up with Johnny I also need a header!

Okay Steph I got you girl

header cheddar 

The gwak gwak 3000, ultimate head, instead of nut its cheddar 🧀. Girls go crazy for it
Yo Jonathan you got that header cheddar last night?

Yah man it was some of that good good she gave some sloppy toppy

Fuckk i think she got some nut on me

header queen 

promiscuous girl who gives a blow-job to just about any guy who dates her, or who gives her a compliment.
Nick: I'm going out with Lucy on Friday.
Tony: Damn, you're a lucky SOB, she's a header queen and it looks like you are going to get a BJ!