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headbutt the buffalo
An euphemism for cunnilingus, oral sex, an act performed by a person on the vulva and/or vagina of a female, the opposite of fellatio. The term was created by “The Man” and has become popular due to its frequent use on the legendary podcast Slacker and The Man. It is important to this podcast not to offend their sensitive listeners, many being doctors and lawyers.
Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A buffalo is an animal that is the size of a very large cow, with shaggy, long, black/brown fur. If you haven’t figured it out yet, buffalo is another euphemism for that treasured part of the female anatomy, the vagina. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a man charging with his face first into a lady’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a woman.
Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A buffalo is an animal that is the size of a very large cow, with shaggy, long, black/brown fur. If you haven’t figured it out yet, buffalo is another euphemism for that treasured part of the female anatomy, the vagina. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a man charging with his face first into a lady’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a woman.
Mashers: "I have a 30 minute minimum when it comes to sex."
The Man: "Does that include headbutting the buffalo?"
The Man: "Ever headbutt the buffalo?"
The Man: "Does that include headbutting the buffalo?"
The Man: "Ever headbutt the buffalo?"
headbutt the buffalo by Mashers69 January 12, 2014
Headbutt-asaurus
Headbutt-asaurus also known as "big ass head" not havingsecond much brain,or alot of space around the small brain.Very Ugly in appearance. Also know to been hit with an Ugly Stick repeatedly. Also known to inflict pain or death by way of headbutting its prey. Headbutt-asaurus may have small feet with large hands, can be female or male or both. They also eat many Burritos & drink lots of coffee. Also tend to write on whatever whenever.
ME-"oh no! here comes a Headbutt-asaurus"!
Headbutt-asaurus (female version) ra ra ra rew!! (in manly voice)
Headbutt-asaurus (female version) ra ra ra rew!! (in manly voice)
Headbutt-asaurus by fknblown August 23, 2011
headbutt the unicorn
An euphemism for fellatio, oral sex, an act performed by a person on the penis of a male, the opposite of cunnilingus. The term was created by “The Man” and has become popular due to its frequent use on the legendary podcast Slacker and The Man. It is important to this podcast not to offend their sensitive listeners, many being doctors and lawyers.
Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A unicorn is a horse like animal with a long horn believed to have healing powers. If you haven’t figured it out yet, unicorn is another euphemism for that most honored part of the male anatomy, the penis. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a woman charging with her face first into a gentleman’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a man.
Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A unicorn is a horse like animal with a long horn believed to have healing powers. If you haven’t figured it out yet, unicorn is another euphemism for that most honored part of the male anatomy, the penis. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a woman charging with her face first into a gentleman’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a man.
FNG: Did you see that chick in the Poison Ivy costume?"
Snuggles the Fister: "Yeah, she is totally going to headbutt the unicorn tonight."
Mashers: "What's headbutt the unicorn?"
The Man: "The opposite of headbutt the buffalo."
Dobbs (singing): "Show me how to blow dudes, blow dudes..."
Snuggles the Fister: "Yeah, she is totally going to headbutt the unicorn tonight."
Mashers: "What's headbutt the unicorn?"
The Man: "The opposite of headbutt the buffalo."
Dobbs (singing): "Show me how to blow dudes, blow dudes..."
headbutt the unicorn by Mashers69 May 11, 2014
headbutt undies
headbutt undies by fuckheadsyd January 14, 2007
german headbutt
This is when two circumcised dudes mash their pecker tips into each other. This is usually an aggressive (not gay) cockfight for dominance.
german headbutt by Flappy Dawg July 15, 2018