Haagen Dazs

awesome, cool.

Dude, that BMW is so Haagen Dazs.

by lightningfofie May 3, 2009

Häagen-Dizaster

Describes an unplanned catastrophy whereby you are asked to hold a tub of luxury ice-cream (any flavour) whilst receiving a mind-blowing pleasuring of the oral variety....

...once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!!

No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!

Friend: What's your favourite flavour of ice-cream dude?

You: Well it was brandy butter until we had a Häagen-Dizaster the other night. Great BJ though!!!

by Rufus the Gyp November 30, 2010

haagensen

when you have an all guys sleep over and everyone wakes up without clothes on.

Dude, kevin pulled a haagensen at Seth's party last weekend.

by creative butt buddy October 22, 2010

Haagen Daz’n

To fuck around with, to mess with or to pick fun.

Example: That dude stole my beer, can he quit Haagen Daz’n me??

by chlohoneymoney January 26, 2019

Häagen-Dazsed

When you marry a skinny girl and she chunks up after the wedding.

Dang have you seen John's wife in Instagram? A man got straight up Häagen-Dazsed!

by Volt220 August 26, 2019

Haagin Hoo

An annoying or dreadful person.

He is such a Haagin Hoo! He won't leave us alone!

by CHOOZINS October 3, 2022

Haagen Dazs

Kick ass ice cream of all time. Made with real ingredients but expensive as hell.

Lets go get some Haagen Dazs at the Glendale Galleria.

by Yukester December 20, 2007