Hatch

Hatch is the best thing that can ever happen to you he will always be their when you need him you could never ask for a better friend he also hates gingers and Jews he is also a kickass motherfucker if you find yourself a hatch hold on to him forever and never let go he will save your life and give you meaning he hates hoes and is faithful the greatest person in the world

Your such a fucking hatch I love it your boyfriend is a hatch mclovehim

by Youswithabigd November 5, 2018

hatch

A really good variety of green chile in New Mexico, though not as good as the green chile from the chile in the Espanola and Pilar area on the Northern Rio Grande

Man, that Hatch was hot enough to make my nose run. I could eat more!

by Jesse February 8, 2005

Hatch

A word invented by Karisa meaning bitch.

Austin got hatch slaped. Ouch!

by Karisa July 22, 2004

Hatch

A person who forces a photographer to retake a photo because of their appearance regardless of if other people in the picture like their apperance.

*Snap*
Hatch: "Let me see! Let me see!... I look like a tard. Take it again!"

"Don't be a Hatch yo!"

by Victim of the Hatch December 9, 2008

hatch

two brows one

that patch of hair that turns two eyebrows into one

You need to shave that hatch so you don't look like bert

by lightning lightning July 7, 2008

Hatch-date

The date by which surviving larvae in processed food will hatch. (Remember, the government regulations set thresholds below which insects and other contaminants are permitted in the food you eat in order to protect corporate profits.)

Processed food manufacturers presumably need know the hatch-date for their product, so they can set the "sell" by" or "use by" date at an earlier point in time. It may be viewed as better for business for you and your family to eat the food with bugs in it before they hatch so you don't know how contaminated it is.

Hatch-dates are not important for foods that are wet, pulverized, get embalmed in salt, or get sterilized by processing. You wouldn't recognize the contaminants, or at least they will not be crawling.

Hatch dates may be more critical for nuts and grains with a low degree of processing, such as oatmeal, chocolate covered nuts, etc.

All Grandma had to share with the kiddies were boxes of unopened fancy chocolate nuts, several years old. Each chocolate had a telltale pinhole showing where a newborn worm had escaped from its sweet lair, shortly after the hatch-date.

by The Milwaukee Merle November 1, 2013

hatch up

hatch up is a verb used to describe the activity of building a community, mostly through events.

I hatch up something there. It is a community in the eSport scene.

by AlexHLD May 14, 2021