HARK 

A noise of exitement

HARK SOUNDS LIKE THE GENTLE KNOCK OF A VULNERABLE TEENAGE GIRL

HARK by Almosttoasty October 11, 2020

Hark 

When you don't know what to say so you say Hark

Oh help its a... Hark.

Hark by VARNSKI107 January 3, 2022

Hark 

A big daddy who is super sexy and a big teddy bear. A Hark is a scary looking person but is so sweet. A Hark could also punt kick anyone bc he is a big daddy. Usually you’ll see a Hark around hot blonde bitches.

Woah who’s that big dude talking to my bitch?

Oh that’s Hark. He’s cool

Hark by slutmeout696969 October 30, 2023

hark? 

a non sensical phrase uttered in moments of confusion or disbelief. The new day version of "what?" or "i beg your pardon?"

Example 1. disbelief

person 1. hey bro, I heard that girl you're into hooked up with your little brother yesterday

person 2. HARK?

Example 2. confusion

person 1. Entschuldigen Sie mich guter Herr, wo ist die Bibliothek?

person 2. hark?

hark? by bdow19 June 13, 2009

Hark! 

A way to say, "Season's Greetings" that is somewhat obtuse.

Hey John, Hark! Yeah, you too Dude, have a nice X-mas...

Hark! by Felicia Olver December 8, 2010

Hark? 

When your stupid mother wants you to stop spitting curse words and diarrhea and to respond with hark

Dumbass: Yah shut up and eat you broccoli
You: Hark?
Dumbass: Eat you broccoli already!

Hark? by TheWordie September 30, 2020

Hark upon the Gale 

A line from the William and Mary alma mater song. The full verse goes:

"William and Mary, loved of old,
Hark upon the gale!
Hear the thunder of our chorus,
Alma mater hail!"

The college and the students use this phrase a lot, both seriously and in jokes. It is a well-known phrase to anyone at the college.

A few freshmen in the dining hall, loudly: "William and Mary, loved of old..."
Camille: Some freshmen are singing the Alma Mater agian.
Joey: Let's join them!
Camille: Are you serious?
Literally everyone in the dining hall: HARK UPON THE GALE! HEAR THE THUNDER OF OUR CHORUS...

Hark upon the Gale by naked streaker September 24, 2018