Hammy

getting a blowjob while upside down with your back against a wall

When you get a Hammy all of the blood will go to your head

by seantheoneindoyelsville August 30, 2011

Hammy

A person who displays a penchant for LL Bean and Land's End clothes, Hammy's can often be found congregating around coffee shops where acoustic folk music blasts so loud from the overhead speakers that people have to shout in order to be heard. While Hammys usually have an above average IQ, their lagging taste in current popular culture has marginalzed them from mainstream American society.

With-it Person: "Dude, how many times are you going to re-read Zen and the Art of Motorcylce Maintenance? Don't you like any of the new writers like Nick Hornby and Dave Eggers?"

Hammy: "Nick and Dave WHO?"

With-it person: "Sheesh!"

Hammy: "Come on! Let's go listen to some Pearl Jam and play hackey sack!"

by Tim Jerome December 18, 2007

Hammy

Is a shortened more fun nickname for A very epic chad-like person

Yo {hammy} pass the sauce

by ravieeb February 26, 2021

Hammy

hammy is slang for gun. it's short for hammer.

Bris: "I just hit my plug like I need hammy.
Free bubba free zay, nigga free danny!
she gone make us fight i got a mean granny.
I can never slip im like a clean tranny"

#ripbris #trickydancemoves

by User1038r-4gd October 2, 2020

hammy

Noun. A hand job from a fat person.

I got drunk last night and took home a fat chick. We ate a pizza and then she gave me a hammy with her sausage fingers.

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by Axl Corn Rose September 10, 2012

hammy

An extraordinarily delicious hamburger, one that typically involves multiple ingredients that normally aren't associated with a standard hamburger, i.e pineapples, jalapeños, sour cream, bacon (gratuitous amounts), avocado, salsa, onion rings, bbq sauce, more beef than usual, multiple types of cheese, pepperoncinis, etc.
Refer to Sammy (delicious sandwich)

Hodad's makes the best hammy in San Diego...

by Dangerous Brian January 27, 2008

hammy

Highest complement known to man.

My god!! This is almost as good as hammy's!

She screamed "Hammy" in ecstacy!

by Hammy Santana February 26, 2003