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H-Town

Houston, a rather Large town just outside Texas. It ain't IN Texas, only cuz there's Nothing Texas about it. Buncha Drugstore Cowboys live there (all hat, no cattle). And 2, maybe 3 Very coo people, who would (should) be in A-Town, only they either:
Be in H-Town fo dem Gentle Bens, or
Got no A-Game (hence they lack the coo to be in A-Town)
Baton Rouge Bill: Man, whatchu doin here in H-town ? You one sharp cat !
Ben's Best Bud: Ketchit, foo - I'm only here fo the year, cuz I knock down 43 by the hour here, n in A-Town they only droppin 21 on me. Whatchu think, yo ?

Ben's Best Bud: Billy, ain't no way you comin with this weekend. You need to lock down right here in H-Town.
Baton Rouge Billy: Aw, bitch ! Why u always gotta hurt like dat ?
by Ellio_Du April 27, 2006
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H-Town

Harrison, Maine
Illest Spot in the 207
H-Town Represent!
by H-Town DStine February 21, 2009
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H-Town

Yo, the fair in H-Town was hott.
by Beccers July 29, 2006
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H-Town

H-Town is a small town, just 30 minutes south of St Louis. It just so happens to be the (ever so popular) county seat. Inside this strange little town, live very strange little people. The residents there (generally speaking) happen to think that they are better than everyone. You must be accepted into this community, by standards of income, property, entertainment preferences and/or political positions. Failure to meet the acceptance terms of all of the above mentioned will result in immediate disassociation from this community and it's residents whom reside there.
(Guy 1) Dang dude, who was that chic u were talkin to last night?

(Guy 2) That was ----, she's from Hillsboro.

(Guy 1) I have to make a trip to H-Town twice a week for probation. You better step up your game then dude. In fact, i wouldnt mess around with that chic!!! Her dad could be a judge or somethin.

(Guy 2) Na dude, she can party with the best of um! Besides, if i can get in good with this chic, maybe i'll end up with a few connections.. Maybe save my ass next go round!!!
by SexyM0nk3y April 4, 2011
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H-Town

In luton it is used to describe the high town area
im from h-town
by .Sarraahh July 12, 2006
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H Town!
by B Money March 4, 2003
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I have to drive back to H-town this weekend to make my mom do my laundry.
by theatrebrad May 13, 2005
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