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Hand Crack

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Smartphones, regarding the addictive behavior of people’s need to constantly check, play, hold, caresses etc. their phones.
Everyone is walking around with their phones like it is hand crack.
by Suezq88 March 13, 2011
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Hand-check

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something an administrator would yell to a group of hormonal horny kids, as to check to make sure all hands are doing what they are supposed to be doing.. and not down anybody else's pants.
they yelled hand check and all of us had to put our hands in the air
by matthew February 28, 2005
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hand chalked

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drawing racist or inappropriate symbols on hand and smacking the back of a person wearing a dark shirt.... funny
someone came up to me and hand chalked my back with a swatzica that was on his hand!!!
by Anthony schidek May 27, 2014
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Hand-Cuffing

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When a guy is in public with a girl he likes, and will not leave her side because he fears she will talk to other men. Usually the girl is too attractive for him, and does not reciprocate his romantic feelings, but is leading him on for a while, probably for free drinks/purses. He is definitely only a friend, but she probably has no other prospects at the time, or has just gotten out of a bad relationship and is entertaining the idea of letting this guy date her.

How to tell if a guy is hand-cuffing

1.) The girl he is with is much too attractive for him
2.) He has a worried look on his face and keeps scanning the bar/club/mall for potential threats.
3.) They never touch or kiss, he just kind of looms in her personal bubble, hoping for more attention.

If you see a guy hand-cuffing, go talk to his girl. He won't say anything; he will just stand there quietly with a slightly sour expression on his face until you are done.
Jim: Wow, did you see that girl walk in? She's gorgeous... I think I'm gonna go talk to her.

Joe: Nah bro, she's with her boyfriend. Don't you see that guy hanging all over her?

Jim: Man, he's just hand-cuffing... See how scared he looks? He has a fauxhawk, and she probably dressed him. She needs some testosterone in her life, I'm going in.
by aspartame July 20, 2009
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hand cream

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That infamous post jerk-off semen on your hand that you don't quite know what to do with.
Johnny- Hurry up in there Brandon, we have to go.
Brandon- Give me a break Johnny, I've got a fist full of hand cream in here and nowhere to wipe it! Jeez!
by The Ugly Barnacle February 27, 2015
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Often shouted in a public place (party, bus, etc) when couples are together. People who do not have significant others will shout this to keep themselves occupied. The couples must then raise their hands to show that they were not doing anything other than cuddling. It doesn't work. Trust me.
*Mo and Flo are at a party, hugging*
Joe: Yo, Mo and Flo! Hand check!
*Mo stops fingering Flo. Both raise hands into air*
Mo: See? We weren't doin' nothing!
by drama_addict December 28, 2005
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hand cannon

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Large caliber handgun, usually magnum catridges, such as .357 Magnum, .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express, .454 Casull. Also, commonly in reference to revolvers.
"Marvin, why didn't you tell us there was a guy in the bathroom with a hand cannon?!?" - Vince, Pulp Fiction
by Big Tim July 31, 2003
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