A Japanese Goatie occurs when you are having anal sex, and a sliver of crap hangs onto the end of your penis, just beneath the japs eye.
by mastraculous January 22, 2009
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I could tell by the recessed eyes and the protruding forehead, combined with the pigtails and complete lack of intelligence, that this creature was in fact a Gratie.
by Annother Frightened Citizen November 5, 2012
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She has been thought of as a god in early Hawaiian times for her sexual appearance.
She may appear delicate, but if you hurt her or any of her friends, it won't end well.
She has been thought of as a god in early Hawaiian times for her sexual appearance.
She may appear delicate, but if you hurt her or any of her friends, it won't end well.
She drives me crazy, she is such a Gatienne.
by Smartypants101 December 17, 2013
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White guy: umm I'm sorry I don't speak spanish, but you need to speak English lady, were in America.
Spanish lady: Gwateber
Spanish lady: Gwateber
by Thepoonlagoon November 6, 2015
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by coopertrooper April 16, 2020
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by Fwoppo (Ephduboh) Udonomi, Jr. October 29, 2020
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