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Garf's Law

Originating from iFunny user "AllHailLordGarfield", Garf's law is when you visit somebody's account during an argument and it only add's strength to their argument, an inverse of Bidoof’s Law.
"I checked your subscriptions to see if you sub to see if you sub to p0rn accounts and I saw nothing but garfield. Wtf"
-Verified user MemeDragon upon discovering Garf's Law
by TheGameCube March 14, 2020
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Andrew Garfield

he is the most adorable sweet and funny human being on this earth. this man is the owner of everyone’s heart and he deserves the best.
who is that spider guy?? THAT IS ANDREW GARFIELD THE CUTES HUMAN ON EARTH
by leviosius July 14, 2021
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fluff your garfield

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"
"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."
by Euphysics May 13, 2005
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Garfield snorkel

When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.
"Dude, I gave her the Garfield snorkel last night. My ball sack is so saggy."
by TheSnorkel January 18, 2008
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Garfield

Are you gonna praise Garfield today?
by Wolfking July 15, 2019
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garfielf

garfielf, you are such a fat cat, why are you so fat?
by jonthestupidfuk June 9, 2017
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simon and garfunkel

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.
simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"
by homer simpson March 24, 2005
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