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Gwar

Inflammation of the butthole. Can be caused by wiping ass more than 3 times in one day and/or excessive walking. More prevalant in males with hairy ass-cracks and/or unhealthy defecation patterns. Recommended treatments: 1. Dab asshole with cold wet toilet paper 2. Hold ice cubes to inflammed area. 3. Apply Vaseline liberally to area to reduce friction. 4. Shave inflammed area to reduce disturbance. Origin: Southern Orange County, California - because the sensation of an inflammed butthole is as appealing physically as the band GWAR is sonically.
Oh man-babe, I wiped 4 times today and went to the swap-meet... I got serious gwar bro.
by corporatebrainwarshing October 29, 2009
mugGet the Gwarmug.

GWAR

A band well known for it's incredible stag shows.

The letters that make up GWAR comes from Gay Women Against Rape. This was taken from the 1986 comic book The Watchmen.
GWAR is a good band.
by The Comedian June 30, 2003
mugGet the GWARmug.

GWar

A word used to express any combination of shock, surprise, horror, bewilderment, anger, confusion, or amazement at stupidity; treated as a combination of a question word (e.g., "what?") and a swear word.

Most often used with one or two question marks at the end.
"Hey, guys, I just took the biggest dump in my pants!"

"GWar??"
by The Rubberband Man December 25, 2008
mugGet the GWarmug.

Gwar

The epitome of an ugly woman. There are various ways to rate a woman. The highest level being Smash, the next being smush and the lowest being gwar. Each of these have sub-categories. If you happen to find the ultimate ugly woman, you can label her as king gwar.
"Hey man check out that sweet ass over there."

"Dude, you have to be joking that is some GWAR!"
by Baby Sinclair December 15, 2011
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gwar

'Gwar' is a term that was originated and used in the Welsh Regiment of the Territorial Army to describe ginger people...
by cookie_monsta87 April 11, 2005
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GWAR

A badass band that slays all who oppose. Name originally meant "Gay Women Against Rape" the band thought that was funny, and decided to use it.
"Man, did you see oderus from GWAR just slay that guy?"
by Slothy May 19, 2003
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gwar

The sound made when spotting an attractive member of the opposite sex. Can also be used as an adjective to describe an attractive person.
This girl was so gwar
by salmon cheddarsworth December 18, 2010
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