Gurked

When your downstem and or bowl are clogged beyond any sense of usage

Adam: "I can't pull my toke through your bong man it's too Gurked"

Samuel: "Shit man i'll unclog it then sorry"

by Boppo45 July 23, 2024

Gurked

A downstem or bowl clogged beyond hitting

"Holy shit that downstem's gurked, go blow it out first"
"I couldn't finish my toke, its too gurked"

by chimobear June 24, 2024

Getting Gluked

When Glukhar from Escape from Tarkov either one taps you or mag dumps you in under a second. Or alternatively, when one of his bodyguards does the same.

Getting Gluked is most often spoken as one of the following phrases,

Oh damn, I just got Glukhared

or
Oh damn, I just got Gluked.

by SaltySealion March 5, 2022