Gustavo Fring

Owner of Los Pollos Hermanos. Biggest drug empire in the world. Mastermind.

D. Mike Ehrmantraut: "The meth is looking good Gustavo Fring."
Gustavo Fring: "Well done D. Mike Ehrmantraut."

by Boat21 January 25, 2022

Gustavo

is that one guy you meet at a party and connect with instantly. He has dreamy brown eyes, a warm smile, and has perfectly messy hair. He’ll look like a fuckboy to you at first (bc of his curly hair), but the second you get to know him, you realize that he’s not. He’s the perfect gentleman who actually cares about you the way no one else has. He’s your first love. He’s smart, athletic, and very funny too. He’s also very hott, and tall, and a part of the football team too. He’ll give up his seat just for you, he’ll travel across a bridge into a different city just to see you, and he’ll be straight up and won’t ever lie to you. Yes, he might’ve hurt you before, but he didn’t mean it. Don’t be a dumb bitch like me and let him go.

ex: “goshh i’m still in love with Gustavo”
bff: “i mean duh, he’s your first love”

by i_bored December 1, 2019

gustav ahr

The real name of #lilpeep (rip)

Fake fan: "Wait, what's lil peep's real name?
Gbc:"Ohhhh, It's gustav ahr "

by Hot dog consumer October 10, 2019

gustaving

Gustaving refers to the act of shooting infantry in Bad Company 2 with the Swedish-made Carl Gustav AT launcher.

It is meant for shooting tanks and helicopters, but the speed, accuracy and blast radius makes it perfect for taking out infantry at any range.

It is considered lame by many, pretty much like the grenade launcher from the CoD series.

*Player 1 is killed by Player 2s Carl Gustav rocket*
Player 1: OMG stop gustaving you n00b!
Player 2: You want some cheese with your whine?

by boegballe June 15, 2010

Gustavo

The most perfect being ever to have walked the Earth. He is extremely handsome, charming, sweet, intelligent, well-humoured, and has a big ass heart,which is just not as big as his volumous bent cock. Every woman and man alive finds him extremely attractive, and dream to have the opportunity of meeting him. He is a sexual god, and can make anyone have orgasmic experiences simply by looking at them. The man is a legend.

Girl 1: Holy fucking shit, who is that gorgeous being who entered the room and has a monster cock?
Girl 2: He is the one and only Gustavo

by G.10 April 19, 2020

Assembling the Gustav

At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.

This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.

ex. 1 -

'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'

ex. 2 -

"Where's Sean....?"

"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."

by CLITORTOISE July 18, 2019

Gustavo

A guy who could get as many girls as he wanted if he just gave them a chance. With his hot body and passion for living Gustavo is admired by all. Gustavo is funny and entertaining, a true friend for life. Extremely charming and a total beast in bed.

Girl 1: OMG I can’t get Gustavo off of my head

Girl 2: I had such a good time hanging out with Gustavo Today

by Liljuice February 8, 2020