gusset monkey

A chav or any other male who is particularly interested in women's underwear, particularly the gusset region.

Mainly men who don't get sex a lot and like the smell of underwear

"Get out of my knicker drawer you gusset monkey"

"He was a right gusset monkey, he couldn't stop sniffing my crotch the dirty unwashed chav"

by Cilla Black July 1, 2006

gusset

part of a womans underwear, which sits just below her pussy.

her gusset was dripping

by prickless June 1, 2006

Gusset Hound

A panty sniffer. An individual that gets off sniffing the gusset of a female’s worn underwear. Akin to an old hound dog sniffing undies.

Often found lurking in communal laundry facilities and public laundry mats. Others may be invited house guests with this unknown fetish that discreetly rummage your laundry basket.

My ex is a gusset hound.

I caught my uncle in my laundry basket. I think he’s a gusset hound.

I make extra money selling my worn panties online. I can’t believe there are so many gusset hounds.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

Pood Gussy

Pood Gussy is an inocent way to say Good Pussy when in a group of people that you may not want to inform.

Me: she's perfect, she's got the tig ol bitties and that pood gussy.

by hardyanimal June 21, 2022

cum gussler

someone who enjoys eating, drinking, slurping, or gargling cum.

i shot a load in jenny's mouth last night, she devoureded that shit, she is what i call a cum gussler

by stussy_claus March 23, 2007

Gusgus

Reference to Disney's Cinderella, this verb refers to the particular scene when Gus is carrying too many things at one time, and even uses his chin and teeth to help him carry such a large amount of things at once. This can be used to carry more things than normally plausible in hopes of making fewer trips than otherwise.

"I had too many books to carry this morning so I had to gusgus it. I looked like a fool though."

"Can you help me gusgus these boxes to the storage room?"

by Laroon March 30, 2010

Gussin'

The act of spending an unnecessarily long amount of time preparing for a later event in which one wishes to look nice, for example, a party, pub crawl, or a trip of New Orleans during Spring Break. You then find that you've spent so much time making yourself up, it is too late or pointless to attend said event.

e.g. Behavior typical of girls.

Aaron: "You's in New Orleans?"
Michael: "Nah, the girls took too long gussin'."

by T. Riggles March 15, 2008