The sweaty gusset

The Kent lorry park that is supposed to reduce the bottleneck of exported goods entering the EU.

As I opened the bay windows of my kent townhouse, I was welcomed by my morning ritual of diesel and wafts of stale piss and belching from the concrete abomination that is "the sweaty gusset" lorry park.

by Joe Smiff November 12, 2020

crotch gusset

One who is lower than the nuts that rest on them.

"Those crotch gussets at (hated organization here) only give lip service to our concerns."

by Stormageddon: Dark Lord of All February 18, 2015

gusset monkey

A chav or any other male who is particularly interested in women's underwear, particularly the gusset region.

Mainly men who don't get sex a lot and like the smell of underwear

"Get out of my knicker drawer you gusset monkey"

"He was a right gusset monkey, he couldn't stop sniffing my crotch the dirty unwashed chav"

by Cilla Black July 1, 2006

Gusset Hound

A panty sniffer. An individual that gets off sniffing the gusset of a female’s worn underwear. Akin to an old hound dog sniffing undies.

Often found lurking in communal laundry facilities and public laundry mats. Others may be invited house guests with this unknown fetish that discreetly rummage your laundry basket.

My ex is a gusset hound.

I caught my uncle in my laundry basket. I think he’s a gusset hound.

I make extra money selling my worn panties online. I can’t believe there are so many gusset hounds.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

Gusset Wookie

Star Wars related pubic hair disaster

I got her back to mine and offered to show her my light sabre only to find her underwear was the abode of a Gusset Wookie

by PaullyO and LiamT July 30, 2008

gusset typing

female masturbation

"when you're alone in bed thinking of me do you do a bit of gusset typing baby?"

by andy August 31, 2003

gusset bunting

1. Noun. Gusset bunting is the large flaps of labia that sometimes protrude from the edges of a girls thong or knickers (especially if said underwear is far too small for the female.)

Named after the traditional British flags draped about during times of national celebration.

1."Christ I thought that Josie was fit until I went down on her and stumbled across a veritable street party of gusset bunting decorating her panties!!!"

by Red Five October 24, 2005