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Grugle

While the grugle was perfect for the farm, he made a terrible teacher.
by Sack_Attack October 21, 2008
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gurgle monster

Everyday meth users tend to experience a loud, excessive gurgling in the stomach. It happens very often and they refer to it as the gurgle monster.
That damn gurgle monster is back.
by StlKrook July 9, 2011
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Gurgle

Similar to a stomach growl except it’s more painful. Your stomach growls when it’s hungry and gurgles when you feel like you’re gonna puke or have some nasty diarrhea. You’ll get the gurgles from being sick, eating too much, or eating greasy food.
Man I got the gurgles something fierce; I think I’m gonna puke.
by Hans Strudel March 12, 2019
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urban gurgle

A term referencing modern day mumble rappers who may as well be gurgling their ineptitude instead of trying to rap.
The fuck did he say? I can’t understand his urban gurgle
by Urban Gurgle May 16, 2019
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Turd Gurgler

1. A total jackass, but in an annoying way. Somebody who is always whining, bitching or complaining and making life miserable for those around them.
2. A person who lies or exaggerate to the point where you can't believe anything they say. Everything that comes out of their mouth is bullshit, thus they are turd gurglers.
Saul always brags about how many girls he's nailed, even though everyone knows he just jacks off to National Geographic. He's a total turd gurgler.
by John625 December 21, 2007
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gurgle burger

Occurs when a woman experiences Vaginal Flatulence post-coitus. The expenditure of air causes the deposited semen to bubble and make a sound akin to that of the last remnants of water in the bath tub being drained.

Though uncommon, it has been reported that semenal projectiles can be discharged from the Vagina accompanying flatulence, this is considered to be of no physical harm to the depositee, but can be aesthetically displeasing as it is considered unseemly by most practitioners.
Although not considered to be a mainstream sexual practice, 'gurgling' (as it is known by aficionados) is experiencing somewhat of a renaissance in certain European aristocratic circles of late.
Rob: Man, you should have seen what happened to me last night.
Doogie: What?
Rob: This chick queefed after i'd finished slogging her out and she blew a gurgle burger all over me.
Doogie: Lovely.
by Blood-Rod23 September 3, 2014
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Gurgled

The process of working extremely hard at a difficult work project only to be subjected to the uselessness and stupidity of your incompetent asshat coworkers incompetence that, through some fucking miracle of god, gains the praise of
Your management for taking credit for all your hard work.
Worker 1 - “ I’ve finally completed the process mapping and it’s been a long road but I’ve got this figured out. I shared it with Dan to have a look”

Worker 2 - doode he took your work to the boss. She’s praising him for it with no mention of you. You got GURGLED AGAIN!”
by OHMBICORP January 12, 2019
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