Guernsey

a granite lump in a channel of water

1. What’s Guernsey?
2. No idea

by FP YT November 29, 2022

Garnsey

To know one is to love one. Garnsey's are awesome.
They know everyone and everyone knows them.

Oh you know Garnsey.
Garns GarnzoGonzo

by mgarnz August 6, 2011

Guernsey

A male that has a love for ska music. Obnoxiously large hair is optional.

"I know you're a guernsey so I bought us tickets to see Big D & the Kids Table."

by OneBigSugarRush October 1, 2009

Guernsey

Looking for an island full of degenerate retards? You've come to the right place. With the States of Guernsey blowing millions a year on their retarded population (who refer to themselves as 'Donkeys'...) and reaching no reasonable standards (because they're useless!).

Person1: "heard of that stupid island? I forgot what it was called..."
Person2: "oh, you're thinking of Guernsey!"

by i_rly_hate_Guernsey December 15, 2018

Guernsey

adj. (slang)

Used (mainly) to describe the state of drug users after a few too many lines/pills/tabs/hits or combination thereof. Once a person's lower jaw takes on a mind of it's own, seeking only to meet with their eyebrows and beyond, they're Guernsey. That being said, Guernsey is so much more than a word for gurning.
It may also used to describe when something goes badly wrong and variations of this word are perfectly acceptable. For example, please feel free to add an -ing to make a handy verb for any occasion.

Guernsey is also one of the Channel Islands, which is just fine by us.

1. I took so many E's last night, can't remember much but I got really Guernsey.

2. The aircraft pilot came in too steep for landing and for a minute things were all Guernsey.

3. That ice-cream man is really Guernseying my ice-cream, he should be fired.

by Guernsey-Rollers December 23, 2009

guernsey ass

Descriptive term used to point out gay people in the streets, usually very small ones

Whoa, look at that Guernsey ass

by B. Iatch March 23, 2004

Gurney

A word only to be used in a negative way to describe a moozer, a schmoozer, or an otherwise Mooklin. Usually accompanied with the following nicknames: Mooklin, Mookster, Mikey Moo, McMichaelton, The Mook, Mookel, Mookelhaus, or Mookeltin. You can usually find him with henny, and when bae is squad but finna is lit.

Wow, that Mikey Mookster Mooklin McMichaelton is a real gurney.

by Eric Krisp December 13, 2016