Gurning like a hippo

A rare facial expression pulled by those on the brink of falling in love, usually whilst they think no one else is watching. For example when working at a computer or watching TV.

Often accompanied by total inability to concentrate and the making of uncharacteristic mistakes - see gurple

No don't ask him, he went out with that girl again last night and now he's gurning like a hippo. He's not gonna get anything done today...

by Almosnoopy August 7, 2011

Gurning Ape

A very ugly looking vagina that has the uncanny resemblence to a member of the monkey family

It was like I was toungueing a gurning ape

by Jonas Schmitt October 14, 2003

gurning

to complain in a whiney manner

ok aaron stop your gurning

by Gavin November 18, 2003

Gurning

a phrase or word witch means an individual who is desperate to masturbate. usually can see these through facial emotions or erotic behaviour stereotypically found in the young male with second name Corner.

Symptoms include
Grunting LOAD grunting, thrusting hip movements,adjustments in groinal region

Sorry boys no more ps3 now your going to have to go i need to masturbate. Or the new term I'm Gurning all those meanings brought into one.

by babyrod March 30, 2011

gurning

To suck in your pee before it comes out.

Im gurning because im in someone`s house

by butt face fred October 29, 2007

Guanine

A french feminane word for a sack of feices.

A french word for a large smelly sack of feices/guanine its comonly found in caves and in the human body.

by mac snibbuts November 15, 2007

Guanine

1. A chemical used in energy drinks to get you absolutely juiced up.

2. A nucleotide used to form the rungs of DNA. Normally paired with Cytosine. Known by the formula C5H5N5O.

3. A term used to describe a situation, action, or noun, that is absolutely amazing

4. A synonym of "going" or "going on".

-Hey Ro, what did you do with Kendrick yesterday?
-I'm struggling to remember... but that head was absolutely Guanine!!!
-Oh word...

by M4rineRalstin3 October 9, 2022