gurk

a big girl who preys on drunk men

Ended up makin out with this gurk last night, she got me again.

by Rocky1989 December 12, 2009

gurk

The opposite of geek .

(Generally) - Lacking in the knowledge of the technical and textual

complexities of the Internet .

I am a computer gurk .

by E - FUMBLER October 10, 2008

gurk

1. bevy lord
2. general party attender

1. "Awww watch Alison down that vodka, she's such a gurk!"
2. "Let's attend Sebastion's party this weekend because we're such gurks"

by Jazwaz January 13, 2014

gurk

to puke or vomit, or to insult a girl you don't like when she says hi

girl says "hello" you say "oh i'm gonna gurk" and promptly run away from the fatty

by kellyshawn August 9, 2006

gurk

Another name for a masturbating penis. Often used in combination with the verb "jerk" or "turk".

"I accidentally shoved a splintery pencil up my penis-hole while I was jerkin' the gurk."
"I enjoy gurkin' the turk in public."

by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq! November 21, 2004

gurk

A romantic interest

1. David and Billy found a gurk on Roblox

2. She my gurk, She just doesn't know it yet!

3. David, Billy, and Quinten from Lagful Paradise founded the word gurk

by JeffTheCanadian March 3, 2019

gurk

a female; a girl; anyone who doesn't have a Y chromosome

You throw like a gurk!

by kateyox July 3, 2006