A douchebag, usually a freshmen, who brings his guitar to school even though he sucks and can play one song (most likely the beginning to stairway to heaven). Said person for some fucking reason get's tons of attention and popularity because he's "a guitar player" always completely frowned upon by people who can actually play guitar. This can also be a "Beach guitar douche", "Camp guitar douche" "Mall guitar douche" etc.
Dude Michael, you see that fucking guitar douche over there? Why are there so many at school today, he fucking sucks so bad!
by thethetheluis January 10, 2011
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Jenny felt a slight tingling but increasingly stronger sensation with her vagina, that seemed to correspond as the bass guitar solo progressed.
by E-209 December 2, 2010
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Get the Grit Lit mug.noun: A slang name for an acoustic guitar.
word origin: Guit from guitar, box from the general shape of the instrument.
word origin: Guit from guitar, box from the general shape of the instrument.
Person 1: Hey man, what are you up to?
Person 2: Oh nothing much, just picking away at the ol' guit-box.
Person 1: That sounds like heaps of fun.
Person 2: Oh nothing much, just picking away at the ol' guit-box.
Person 1: That sounds like heaps of fun.
by Funky W July 15, 2010
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by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
Get the Council Gritter mug.Güerito and güerita are the diminutive form of "güero" and "güera," which refer to light skinned, usually blonde people (but not always blonde). In many cases they also have blue, green, etc. colored eyes. By using "ito" the user shows some type of affection. Güero and güera also tend to be used as nicknames. In other cases the terms may refer specifically to anglos/gringos/as and/or gabachos/as.
Do you think that güerita is wearing contacts?
Roxanne claimed that Vincent wasn't a pompous güerito like most gabachos she usually met at the Brown Univeristy cafeteria.
Roxanne claimed that Vincent wasn't a pompous güerito like most gabachos she usually met at the Brown Univeristy cafeteria.
by murattt September 27, 2009
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Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.
Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.
Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!
Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?
Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!
Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?
by ZmanIsTheMan October 3, 2012
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