Gunther

proper noun.
a slang term used by employees of Valley National Bank in Hoboken to denote a customer.

I can't figure out one good goddamn reason any Gunther is dumb enough to open an account here.

by SprinklesVv October 21, 2007

Gunther

When a person has submerged a body part in a dark crevass full of poopy.

Dude, I think I just stepped in some Gunther!

by K-Dizzzz March 20, 2007

gunther

a european pop-artist whose videos on youtube are halariously entertaining. All of his songs are about sex. He occasionally sings a verse or two, and throws in the occasional oh yeah, while the sunshine girls sing most of the songs. He pronounces his name "ginter". He has the best mullet/mustache combo ever.

Person 1- That guy has the best mullet i've ever seen.
Person 2- Wait till you see Gunther

by KPstlstyle December 21, 2007

Gunthering

v. The act of spamming the Ding Ding Dong song by Gunther. (As made infamous by Swag Mac Daddy)

Yaw dat trick got gunthered n he was like yaw i'ma tell dat girl you like dat. N he was like naw mo gunthering mane.

by Swag Mac Daddy July 29, 2011

Gunthered

When someone eats 3 fast food meals in 1 day (preferably from different restaurants, chugs a white claw, and than shits on someone’s chest.

Also a way to describe the occurrence of a misfortunate event occurring. Like being overcharged for an item, or any other event that results in an unfavorable condition.

I was over charged for my pizza; the pizza shop gunthered me on the price

by katindahat July 21, 2022

the Gunther

v. The act of killing a tiger, preferably of breeding age.

v. Being really, really condescending.

n. capstone project

1.)Jon (pocher): Wow. I think I just hit something.

Andrew: Yea dude, you just gunthered that motherfucker.

2.) Lauren: Have you started your capstone yet?
Student 2: No, why?
Lauren: O, no reason, I just started months ago and its going swimmingly (haughty chuckle). You're so behind.

the Gunther

by Mr. Christy March 05, 2008

Gunthers

A term for the lymph nodes on the sides of your neck.

Patrick, "Hey Kevin, my lymph nodes have been swollen from the flu I caught. You can feel them, check it out"

Kevin, "Chill out man, stop messing with your Gunthers, you'll only inflame them worse.

by PattyCakes June 11, 2013