by J.T.C.L. April 16, 2021
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The gunkle was unable to concentrate on his next move because the squirrels kept interupting him. OR. The gunkle train of thought was clouded due to the fact that Barbeque sauce was in short supply!
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A term used by a family to describe their gay uncle. (mostly behind the uncle's back b/c he may not be out of the closet yet)
by spermgurgle August 1, 2005
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Francine went to the spa to pamper herself after boldly announcing to her boyfriend that her days of being a guncle widow were now over.
by Andrew Roedell February 5, 2007
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Peter Thiel often gives a lot of money to republican political campaigns. He openly stumps for extremely anti-gay politicians like Mike Pence and Trump. Peter Thiel is a Guncle Tom.
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