by John Lease February 11, 2004
Get the gumbands mug.Ethnic group of people that inhabit the US pacific island of Guam. They are known for having an extremely unique culture. They are known to annually travel to a specific location, in Lithuania, where they'll shave off all their hair including eyebrows and squirt diarrhiea all over the local Russians. Other than this weird tradition they are known to have family feasts where they exchange farts in each others faces going from elders down to the youngest of the family. Guamanians (or the people of Guam) are known to worship all and any kind of bodily fluid or gas coming out of minors, expecially farts. Their culture requires them to name their offspring after their beloved gas. Some notable guamanians include : Fartalumpa Queefers, DaFartaga Diarhoface and Kevin Fartman.
Person 1: Why are those people brown?
Person 2: They seem to be farting in each others faces a lot... Maybe thats why.
Person 3 : It's a mix of the two. They are just guamanians.
Person 2: They seem to be farting in each others faces a lot... Maybe thats why.
Person 3 : It's a mix of the two. They are just guamanians.
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Gumaan • Guamanian • gumbands • guamanation • Guman • Guman Syndrom • gumaran • Gumpane • gumpanickel • gunaan
by HipH June 25, 2019
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Get the gumaran mug.Gunaan is the most caring and the bestest person u will know. Gunaan will not show her concern out loud but will always care for you. Gunaan has your back always anyone can leave but she will never to her true friends. Gunaan will always be the partner in crime. Gunaan can do all the crazy and amazing stuff in this world. Her company will never let u regret the experience. She is one in billion 🤍
Gunaan is my strenght
by Nzbxbx November 24, 2021
Get the gunaan mug.Everyone from time to time says something completly stupid and unnecessary not making any sense. This is called ''Guman Syndrom''. This syndrom is named after the first victim of this disease named Guman. One of the symptoms is when the person responds to any sentence by: WHO ASKED? In the worst cases it can lead to pelvic bend and tilting of legs which can ruin your posture. Doctors found out, that there is no cure to this horrifying dissease and the person who has it, is destined to demency.
Guman syndrom is a kind of a lesser demency which can be spread by talking with the person who has this syndrom. Overally you should not spend time in an environment surrounded by people with this disease. One of the examples which can immediatly allert you is following:
Random person: ''Today I had amazing omelete for breakfast.''
Guman: ''Ok but who asked?''
Random person: ''Just saying dude''
Guman: ''Ok stfu no one asked idiot''
Random person: ''Today I had amazing omelete for breakfast.''
Guman: ''Ok but who asked?''
Random person: ''Just saying dude''
Guman: ''Ok stfu no one asked idiot''
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