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Meat Guillotine

Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.
Hey John's sleeping, he's going to get a meat guillotine.
by SophiasMomma24 March 12, 2015
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smiles per gallon

A play on the metric miles per gallon. Describes the overall fulfillment and enjoyment of a driving experience, rather than fuel economy. Used often in the car enthusiast community, when referencing vehicles that focus primarily on performance rather than daily drive-ability and convenience.
That car may suck up gas, but it makes up for it in smiles per gallon.
by DemonOfRazgriz June 15, 2018
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Gollomosh

Noun, English/German
A gollomosh is someone living in the basement of his parents house. He normally eats a lot of crisps and drinks only cola or beer. Leaving the basement is none of his business. In German expresses "Keller kind" this word.
Synonyme: Troglodyte
You are such a gollomosh, leave your shitty basement to find a woman now!
by Ðjąðją October 12, 2021
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Gallon Red

The nameless overly sugared crimson ambrosia of your local corner mart. Like kool-aid, but much cheaper and thicker. Gallon red refers to the red cherry/tropical flavors, but can be in other flavors as well: green (lime), blue (blue raspberry), orange, and questionably black (grape). Always cheap, never filling.
Yo lets hit up the corner mart and get some gallon red
by Pancho Lama April 2, 2007
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John Gollop

A distinguished member of the States of Guernsey. One of the only politicians who works for the people and knows what he is talking about. Also a great character who turns up at any social event he can.
Lol is that John Gollop?

Yeah, yeah it is. What a legend!
by Guern September 30, 2008
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Gollogly

the celetic/ irish word for "rulers" or "monarchs".
usually asscosiated with last names, but it has been known that a handful of amazing people have had this as their first name. People with Gollogly as their last name are often extremely loyal, strong willed, highly educated, refined but not pretencious, and born leaders. If you ever meet a Gollogly you should thank them... they'll probably end up being your boss or future ruler.
Just saying....
-" Uh, Goll- googley- golleeeglee???"
- Uh actually it's GOLLOGLY.
- "Oh, please forgive me. I didn't know! Right this way your excellence!!!"
- Don't worry. I'm a gracious enough Gollogly to forgive you.
by Po Kumon November 3, 2010
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penis guillotine

when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine
Rick couldnt have sex for a week after he suffered a penis guillotine
by rickstalentedtongue June 4, 2008
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