A guarantee that isn't really a guarantee. Usually consists of "I'll be damned if it doesn't work," "if it breaks, you can call me a son of a bitch," and "if it breaks in two, you can keep both the pieces!"
Comes from the days when unscrupulous Oklahoma used car dealerships would give unscrupulous warranties that were worth the paper they were printed on. These were the days before lemon laws.
The term has been popular in Texas and Oklahoma, but has some limited nationwide use.
Comes from the days when unscrupulous Oklahoma used car dealerships would give unscrupulous warranties that were worth the paper they were printed on. These were the days before lemon laws.
The term has been popular in Texas and Oklahoma, but has some limited nationwide use.
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The assurance you expect from the process, that it will not be deceiving and harmful, but will be completely enjoyable and safe for you.
Person: Hey, have you heard of this new movie that is on air? Should we go see it?
Me: Idkidk, what do people say about it?
Person: Uhmm, the opinions are mixed, but...
Me: Bruh, there ain't no "but". I need a "chicken fillet guarantee" that the movie is cool, otherwise that is no participation.
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Bro-1: Yo b, did you see this fly-ass chick over there? I heard she be doing mad things with that that....
Bro-2: Oh, word?
Bro-1: Chicken fillet guarantee, b.
Bro-2: Aight, Imma go get that Chick-fil-A then.
Me: Idkidk, what do people say about it?
Person: Uhmm, the opinions are mixed, but...
Me: Bruh, there ain't no "but". I need a "chicken fillet guarantee" that the movie is cool, otherwise that is no participation.
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Bro-1: Yo b, did you see this fly-ass chick over there? I heard she be doing mad things with that that....
Bro-2: Oh, word?
Bro-1: Chicken fillet guarantee, b.
Bro-2: Aight, Imma go get that Chick-fil-A then.
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(Made famous by French swimmer Alain Bernard)
Ian promised he finally would get some action last night. He's full of French guarantees.
Ian promised he finally would get some action last night. He's full of French guarantees.
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(only to be used when something absolutely & undoubtedly WILL occur)-
(only to be used when something absolutely & undoubtedly WILL occur)-
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