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Guani

A Filipino slang term for penis/cock/dick
Filipino: Gusto kos imong Guani

English: I want your Guani
by Tonboi June 12, 2016
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guanivir

Shy and quiet at first but gets weird after a couple of hangouts. A person who is spontaneous and witty. A woman of her word and fun to be around. Independent, genuine and kind. Most importantly, the epitome of a hottie. Guanivir is probably one of the best people you will get to know!

If you have Guanivir in your life, guaranteed that you won’t need anything else.

Keep them close and try not to get on their bad side unless you want to know what hell feels like.
Guanivir is the best ! I love her !

I can't live without Guanivir. I need her !
by BlueMoonOuttaTime November 22, 2021
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Guanyin

The most beautiful amazing kind woman ever, she will fuckin destroy you tho-
Guanyin is nice
by JayisBenthomaar February 6, 2023
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Guaning

Adjective/Verb. Used to describe situations which are both amusing and acceptable (1). Also frequently used in the negative form to express shock or dismay (2). Can also be used to describe any trek or adventure undertaken whilst under the influence of cannabis (3).
(1) 1: Look, I made a bong out of a pepper!

2: Dude, that's totally guaning.

(2) 1: I raped your mother.

2: Oh what? That's not guaning.

(3) 1: Wanna come over and play Tekken?

2: Can't, I'm guaning on out.
by AquamanPaperfaceEditor May 11, 2009
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Guanciale

Bro: Hi, shall we cook Carbonara with guanciale?
Dude: Sick bro, I am a sucker for the best bacon in the world.
by Starbecks November 29, 2018
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guaniqui

Puerto Rican slang for money, cash, duckets, paper.
Mira, Jose's got the guaniqui now that he pimps out his titi Carlita.
by jdigi September 12, 2005
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Let's get guanin

Teacher: This is your maths work
Pupil: Right, let's get guanin
by ChazzaWazza April 3, 2009
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