Guacamoler

The process of making guacamole by sticking a whole avocado into your mouth and mashing it with your molars until it becomes mushy. This is the preferred method of making guacamole by most perverts.

Jason *Making lots of gurgling sounds*
Tony- What the hell are you doing?
Jason- "Just making some guacamole"
Tony- "Then why is the avocado so far in your mouth!?"
Jason- "Thats become I doing it guacamoler style"
Tony - "Thats really gay, but it looks delicious!"

by Mcfluffan January 29, 2011

guacamole

a code word for a woman's monthly 'special time'; normally used around the male species

Girl #1: hey gurl, guacamole!
Boy #1: huh? what r u girls talking about?
Gurl #2: o u wouldn't know cus ur a dude
Boy #2: u guys are lame
Girl #1: i like flowers, wait i hate them. unicorns r cool. not even! lameness!
Boy #2: Wat r u talking about?
Girl #1: shut up! leave me alone!

by t dino October 09, 2010

guacamole

The process of ripping off someones mole and chopping it up into tiny peaces while screaming, MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY!!!!!!!!!!!

The bloody mole! where not supposed to talk about the bloody mole but everytime i look theres the bloody mole winking me in the eye!!!!

by BalisticBob July 01, 2004

guacamole

an intense and meaningful kiss on the bridge while cars drive by...

travis: "guacamole"
cars stare and turn their heads steph throws travis against the fence on the bridge and kisses him so intensely that he almost runs out of breath.

by stedageph. February 09, 2008

Guacamole Hotdog

Is when someone gives you a blowjob and you hit their gag reflex making them vomit on your penis.

"Hey, guess what Kate gave me last night?"
"What?"
"A guacamole hotdog"
"Thats disgusting"

by Rhyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz December 01, 2009

holy guacamole

Cleaner way of saying holy crap.

B-I just became famous!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!Can i go on tour with you?

B-No

J-Holy guacamole!!!Why not?

B-Because i dont like you!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

B-Stop saying that it's annoying!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

B-I'm leaving!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

by brzy4ever!! December 18, 2013

holy guacamole

an avocado blessed by a priest

Nathan: *tells a story of utter perplexity*
Jeff: "Holy guacamole!"
avocado that happened to be strolling past: "nah man. im an atheist."

by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 28, 2019