Grenis

A Penis that grows on a farm

I only eat natural grenis

by Grenisthewenis January 13, 2016

Grumio

An absolute god among men. This sexy beast is the cook in latin textbooks. He gets mad hoes except for that no good skank hoe Poppea. This immortal creature, this unstoppable beast of what can barely be described as a man, who's power knows no limits, is an unforgettable addition to your latin textbook

Dude 1: "Dude you see that sexy beast being followed around by all those swooning people
Dude 2: "Yeah thats Grumio

by tastysuccman June 11, 2019

Tanya Granic Allen

Also known as the anal sex lady.

A leadership contender in one of Canada's major conservative provincial parties. Tanya Granic Allen identified anal sex as the evil that is distracting children from learning math. To prove her point, she, at a televised debate with other contenders, lavishly peppered her speech with lots of anal sex references and succeeded in distracting everyone.

Guy1: I don't get her; "anal sex" would barely be mentioned even in the new Sex Ed curriculum. At most, kids will hear it maybe once in a fraction of 1% of the school year.
Guy2: A fraction of 1%, 100%; you say toh-may-toe, Tanya Granic Allen says toh-mah-toe. She was too distracted by anal sex during math class to learn the difference.

by Anal Sex Math Geek March 10, 2018

groningen

groningen is a city in holland, its way up north when you say "holland" or "dutch" people always think amsterdam the best city there is well they are so wrong, it is not groningen is the best city if you aks me way better weed nice cops nice people bars are open until dawn unlike amsterdam bars close there at 2 in the night wich sucks, when in holland visit groningen the best days of your live.

USAGUY: dude i just got here in amsterdam where can i get the best weed.
GRONINGENGUY: dude this is amsterdam go to groningen

by Grunn March 18, 2009

Taken for Granite

You idiot it's Taken for Granted, why the fuck would you take something for a fucking rock.

"Taken for Granite,"
"You fucking moron it's taken for Granted get it right,"

by MyFriendBurpedTooLoud February 10, 2020

Grunchie

The improper way to spell "Grunchy".
Means "Grumpy and Punchy"

Often spelled incorrectly in this manner by silly dramatic arts majors.

*Thespian Moment*
"I feel so...Grunchie today."

"Yeah, that's not how you spell it."

"But I said it out loud, I didn't spell anything!"

"You're still wrong."

by Mr. Walton January 23, 2009

granite maul spec

when you take your limp penis in your hand and rapidly slap the woman in the face with it until she screams stop.

Damn bro! I Granite maul speced that bitch after she bit down on my dick!

by A_revolver June 16, 2008