Grumperson Jones

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.

Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!

by Emily Jones-Parker July 28, 2010

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crumpsterbating

To cry, take a dump and masturbate at the same time...

Whoa! I just saw Josh crumpsterbating... I didn't even think that was possible

by TheCapitalMan December 28, 2010

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Trumpster

The fan of the greatest president in US history.

Hes a tru Trumpster and a US Patriot

by CondumWing January 18, 2018

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Trumpster Diver

An overzealous supporter of Donald Trump whose love for the Donald is expressed by literally diving into a dumpster full of his discarded toupees.

Debbie is such a bigot. She's FOR SURE a Trumpster Diver.

by PrecociousPlatypus September 7, 2016

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Describing, but not exclusively limited to, the bleached blonde, tanning bed leather skin mutated, out of touch with literally everything, broken down women who willingly and happily live in Trumps America. These "ladies" encourage old white men to make decisions on their genitals, make statements like "I don't see color", most likely drive their dad or their husbands Range Rover, Mercedes, BMW, etc..., live by whatever rules and morals their husband who definitely cheats on them commands, and firmly live their lives under the truths of alternate facts.

Kellyanne Conway, Tomi Lahren, and Ann Coulter are Queen, Princess, and Dutchess Trumpster Sluts

by Bo Vine Joni May 18, 2017

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