Money Grabbin Bitch

Money Grabbin Bitch: yo baby momma, yo foes, yo land lady, yo bitch, yo kids, baisicly any bitch that wanna get you for yo paper... or wut u tell people when they tryin to stick u fo yo paper

Money Grabbin Bitch: You gotta pay my car, my cell, my rims, my nails, my hair, and u gotta pay child support...

ME: Shut up you MONEY GRABBIN BITCH...

by Yung Gawd January 19, 2008

Cake Grabbing

The act of grabbing cake in one's hand without dropping it or getting frosting all over your hand or anyone else and then eating the cake. This only applies when one uses a single hand, not two. Usually only guys or men participate in this.

I was so hungry for some of that chocolate cake, but all of my plates and flatware were dirty, so I had to go cake grabbing.

by Oodles and oodles of noodles! February 21, 2010

groin-grabbingly good

A term used to indicate extreme pleasure with something (it could be practically anything), to the point of that something inducing the grabbing of one's genital area in a reflexive attempt at masturbation. Not necessarily literal. The term was coined by television buffoon Homer Simpson.

Fool: Wow, this Nascar race is groin-grabbingly good!

by jazzriff October 14, 2005

grabbing a chocolate bar

offensive term: for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.

do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

by Sexydimma January 8, 2015

Grabbing a Slice

The unwanted act of smothering someone with the whole penis and scrotum. A modified variation of a teabag.

While passed out, Adrian Zmed was grabbing a slice along with being scribbled upon and antiqued.

by DA February 23, 2005

Grubinate

To take an argument and research every possible aspect of it on Wikipedia, memorize the most relevant facts, mull over your side of the argument until its finely honed like the edge of a samurai sword, then attack the people who are opposing your viewpoint and then metaphorically slice them into tiny bits while refusing to accept alternate viewpoints.

Pardon me while I grubinate over the issue of why God does not exist.

by mildmildwest December 9, 2008

grubinator

A person involved in activities who is constantly getting into predicaments and wondering why bad stuff always happens to them.

Steve the lawnmower guy is a grubinator.

Drinking then climbing onto your lawnmower and driving to the Oyster Shack is a stupid move grubinator. Shoulda stayed on the porch Steve.

by TG33 April 25, 2010