When a small company sees unexpected groupon success beyond their wildest dreams leading them to ignore existing customers and focus on luring new ones.
-Did you see they're having another groupon - my order hasn't shipped from the first one yet?
-I know - they have groupon greed!
-I know - they have groupon greed!
by e.a.s April 4, 2011
Get the groupon greed mug.The stress you feel when you realize that your Groupons are about to expire and you have to cram everything into one week, day, hour...
Man, I'm feeling some serious Groupon-xiety. How am I supposed to do a week's worth of yoga, 5 day's worth of Krav Maga, and 4 Spa visits in three days???
by bebedelaluna August 23, 2011
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When a bunch of men hanging out together simultaneously get a hardon. It can occur, for example, when a hot chick passes by them, or if they are watching porn together.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl was hot. I couldn't help getting a hardon from her.
Guy 2: Me too.
Guy 3: Me three. Looks like we're have a groupon.
Guy 2: Me too.
Guy 3: Me three. Looks like we're have a groupon.
by MetroidSocrates July 9, 2011
Get the groupon mug.A business decides to offer too good a deal without the right limits or caps and goes broke due to a Groupon promotion.
Company offer $100 worth of merchandise for $30 and has to pay Groupon $15 of the $30 leaving them just $15 for a $100 worth of product. Now even if they were operating at a 60% mark-up the product still costs the company $40 and they only get $15. If they sold 1,000 Groupons , then they would be in the hole for $25,000, Grouponcide!
by spineman November 22, 2011
Get the Grouponcide mug.Grouponese a sub culture of cheap humans who wait for Groupon deals so that they can give negative reviews on social media to attempt to build up notoriety in their primal clicks. These people can be found at the local Walmart, gas station food court. Also see jack wagon or shit bag.
by Larrycurly&mo September 30, 2019
Get the grouponese mug.n)a coupon that causes anxiety through huge discounts...then rapes your sould of its peace and good will toward men, women, and children. N) highly addictive substance that sucks money from your bank account and forces you to purchase things you didnt know you needed. v) to be fucked in an unusually harsh way v) a wallet raping
by quizkid September 15, 2012
Get the groupon mug.Being lured out for a meal by a friend at a questionable establishment only because they have a Groupon (or like discount) that they need to spend.
My friend totally grouponed us last night. We went to this crappy restaurant just because he had a Groupon.
by grapheck February 22, 2012
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