groundbird

1. One who is too sedentary to take flight; forever grounded; a flake; one who disappoints friends.
Synonyms include: wet blanket, party pooper, lameass.

2. An easy catch due to its disadvantaged evasive tactics and the groundliness of its mating habits, aka low standards.
Synonyms include: hoebag, ugly ass beez that can't do no better, loose woman.

3. A dance that visually mimics the attempted flight and subsequent failure of the groundbird. Used for both partying and mocking purposes.

All definitions are used in conjunction with Beezy.

Beezy ain't nuthin but a groundbird.

It's fridayz, get off your ass and quit bein a muthafuckin groundbird beezy.

Yeah she'd sleep with you, beezy's a total groundbird. Cheney could shoot that shit.

"Must be Thanxxgivin cause there's hella groundbird around this party"
"Dude...That's your family"

Awww shit! He's hella fly, he's doin tha groundbird!!

by Flophaus Kidzz BAYLYFE 4 EVA!! November 24, 2009

groundie

A groundie is a portrait photograph taken when you lie on the floor/ground. It can either be taken by the person or by someone else using the floor as a background for the portrait. If its taken by yourself, then it can be considered a selfie groundie. Typically, groundies are usually taken to be posted on social network.

I posted a groundie of myself on facebook

by Jude Ugiomoh September 22, 2014

groundround

a female who is well-built with athletic legs and rear-end, with a well-rounded chest. A woman who is not super-skinny.

I talked to that groundround all night.

by standard June 23, 2004

groundist

Someone who judges someone else based on the ground the walk on.

Person 1 "You are a prick because you are from america" Person 2 "Well you are a groundist"

by Gary Landerson November 2, 2008

Groundination

The state of being grounded

I will as soon as I get off of groundination

by Southern-Bell July 15, 2011

Grounditude

Experiencing a state of feeling deeply grounded and grateful at the same time. Grounded in Gratitude = Grounditude. (present, centered, connected to the self and/or the Earth and feeling thankful for all aspects of existence.)

Her grounditude made all the difference. She remained peaceful and in a state of grounditude as she sat on the park bench.

by Holistic Thinker May 4, 2020

Groundrocketed

When you skyrocket down towards the ground

My brain abilities have groundrocketed

by WooWooBooBoo May 18, 2020